Halloween, a natural night of contradictions, has always proven to be memorable. Whether those memories are fuzzy or upside-down, queasy or mind-boggling, I generally look back on them with my hand over my eyes, my head shamefully shaking. This year, I've decided I'm going to make Halloween resolutions for future Eves of Hallow.
1. If you are sans costume for a neighborhood costume parade, a good trick is to simply drip fake blood from your eyes, nose, and mouth. Poof! You have become one scary mo-fo.
2. Matching family costumes are a must. Penguins, monkeys, animals in general...
3. When you see a famous actor on your street, try to think of something more clever than "are you an actor? [yes] oh.... hi...."
4. If you are given the opportunity to take out two underage British boys to show them a good time in New York, do.
5. Read the newspaper. A lot of costumes have to do with present day events, such as Falcon the balloon boy, which Lindsay taught me about yesterday.
6. No matter how much time you have to spend standing on a chair singing Journey, don't take your eyes off of your wallet. Yeah.
7. Try to remember to remove all makeup before falling asleep, unless you want Santa's beard all over your pillows.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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