Google Voice

With Google Voice, I've recently acquired the ability to have voicemails transcribed into emails. This concept is amazing, and saves me time, as I'm generally on email moreso than on my phone. The little man inside my phone who does the transcribing, though, seems to be a bit drunk. If you have a moment, read these carefully. I promise, you will laugh. I would highlight my favorites, but I'm confident that you'll find your own.

1. You I just got the weirdest voice mail message. It's not your usual sarcastic voicemail message. Helmets, Christine planned home. Tag. You're it. Yeah, Hi, I hope everything is going well and I look forward to speaking to you. 7. Okay bye.

2. Hello Lisa, This is man, checking the status of your lovely wife. Help this transpose is you, you're liking and have a very lovely weekend. Act on you Monday. Bye bye.

3. Yeah alright hey to. Yeah, have, please, please, please. Hiya, yep it through hi to the pat Thursday to the so, Marcia. Ohh yeah it to you via have the birthday to yeah yeah. Hi I to the happy birthday to you to to 2. Please do so. It I can't wait to see how that gets transcribe. Hopefully it says Happy Birthday have like a million times your birthday. It's like 12 01 from your birthday. Hopefully i. When for the first message on your day. I think you know if you standing outside on the porch per month, dot, com looking out on the lake. Call me here in New Hampshire and hope that you have a wonderful day and I will celebrated and I miss you so maybe I'll talk to you when it's not. Yeah night okay. I love you. Talk to you soon in so whom she to you soon day.

4. [Note: This one is perfect, because Paul spoke like a robot.] Cool. Hello Lisa, This is Paul. I thought maybe I would catch you before you got to work but apparently not. I'm calling to say happy birthday and that you are an old lady. You're halfway through your twenties. That's really old. I will call you later. Goodbye.

5. Hello good move. I said the birthday. It's 1 o'clock. Give me a call back when you get this. I'm going to a movie at that you'd be there at 1:15 so hopefully I can talk to you before then. Give me a call back and you're able to 52 a call.

6. Hello Sarah. Alright, back, then up. Bye. And hey, I want you to go messages. Anyways, wanted to wish you A very happy birthday and I love you and miss you and I can't believe you're 20. I have it. Bro Hey Bill, Okay, I will talk to you later. Enjoy your day. Bye.

7. Yeah, Hi Lisa, It's wanted to say Happy Birthday. I hope you're having a good day and so hope you had a good Terry was Joanne clients are right, so if you already have it. If you're having a security yet, but have a wonderful day and hey birthday, big 25. Give me a call if you want wasn't sure. Talk to you soon, call me know if you can. Thanks. Love you bye.

8. Ready pretty fancy stop. I suppose that's what 25 year old, so it is get their voice google give me a proper calling with you're out celebrating. Happy Birthday to you later.

9. [Maggie speaks perfectly. Congrats!] Happy Birthday Lisa, It's, Maggie, I just wanted to check in and see how you're doing. Give me a call if you get a chance but if you're too busy I understand, and we'll catch up soon. Talk to you later. Love you bye.

10. Hey the rooty at. I was hoping to catch you to say Happy Birthday. I hope this gets Tim's dad hi, okay. Hey. Love you lots of birthday wishes, and I'll talk to you soon. Hi sweetie. Bye bye.

11. Hey Alice, Yes, but it's your birthday so I called to say hi, hi. Birthday. I hope you have saddest day. Yes, you've been feverishly personal at my house and I hope you get a chance to call me back and he said, I can't seeing you on a birthday song but if not, I hope use of your own the other side of us will you have any insight you are not an adult. Okay love you bye.

Ok, that's enough. Good day!