669,725,404

Just another chat with Web...

Webster: you strongly dislike people hahahahaha
me: shut up!
Webster: you also hate when I tell you things about you sorry ill shut up
me: i dont hate it its sort of entertaining because its half right but also half wrong i love people, i just hate when they're dumb
Webster: yeah, i know you don't actually hate people duh pff
me: you said it the other day though - you were like, "you really like being alone" - makes me feel like a freak which i am i guess
Webster: hahah not really but you do love being alone...i think thats apparent not allll the time but you are someone who reallllly neads their alone time sometimes and you could argue everyone needs that i guess
me: i have too much going on sometimes it makes me crazy, so i need to calm down and not talk to anyone for short periods of time i also hate smalltalk so i avoid little stupid chats and stuff, id rather be silent than do that
Webster: sometimes I hate small talk, sometimes i love it depends on timing, audience, my mood, etc
me: you're pretty good at it audience haha
Webster: seriously
me: i dont mean that in a bad way i think its a skill
Webster: ha
me: a skill that i dont have
Webster: i dont take it in a bad way usually im good with it, but sometimes it gets awkward, and i absolutely hate awakwards situations, but know they one will always run into them their whole life ...no matter what
me: yes, its inevitable i just hate when people bring up shit like the weather or trains ... i'm like, why dont we stand here silently in the elevator instead, okay? and your breath smells bad.
Webster: hahaha the weather is the worst
me: least.favorite.topic.
Webster: its cooling down, hey? how bout those rain showers?
me: Gianni knows this about me and he ALWAYS asks how the weather in new york is to piss me off
Webster: hahaha Jess works at the weather channel, i can add that twist in there
me: or "tips on being a douschbag" step one: talk about the weather
Webster: I ask her every day what th weather is and she loooves the question
me: hahahaa whoops!!
Webster: Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while ~ Kin Hubbard jess just sent me that
me: hahaha its true! those nine-tenths are the people i dont want to talk to its just so apparent, like, everyone KNOWS what the weather is like, they've BEEN outside. its just sort of a redundant comment... "it's raining" is very similar to "I'm a human being." or "I'm wearing a shirt."
Webster: so you dislike 90% of all people, is what you're trying to say
me: yes, that is what im trying to say
Webster: haha
me: 10% is a lot! it's like 669,725,404 people